About ME!!

You can call me Milk, Bunnie, or by my government name Kailey. Honestly, I'd respond to world's unfunniest clown too. I received a Bachelor's degree from clown college and now I'm a clown with a computer. It pays the bills. Front end development isn't really what I get paid to do, so this is just for fun and to make my brain better. Availability is spotty since I'm contained in a cubicle for 44 to 36 hours a week.

I usually lurk in fandom spaces and don't post very much. If you've ever posted a fanfic for one of my favorite characters theres a good chance I read it. I don't usually ship characters, so I just go through a characters tag on AO3. Who knows this might change now that I'm only playing neopets and no gacha games.

Please excuse the randomness of the site and content. I really did just put together things I liked instead of sitting around making assets. Maybe one day it'll be more cohesive, but honestly it does currently make me laugh to see the homepage.

Quiz Results

Accuracy is questionable lol

I am a Whiteface Clown! Click here to take the clown quiz!

Which Hatsune Miku Nendoroid Model Are You?

Playlist #3

Mix of songs arranged in a way to give you an idea of how Spotify serves them up to me :) These are songs I can't escape, but aren't my usual fair. Perhaps there are more playlists around this website?

Games I've played (maybe even finished) in 2025:

Dynasty Warriors Origins

Latest Dynasty Warriors title (RIP Dynasty Warriors 10).
This game has us playing as a new character not bound to the original story, so every officer is trying to recruit you throughout the game. Which turns into a lot of, "I like talking to you" and "I would be honored to fight by your side" from all the burly men. Nothing is more homoerotic than fighting beside your bro on the battlefield.

Dragon Age Origins

First of the Dragon Age series, so its the worst to run. I had to dig through the files to hunt down a config file to edit some settings so I could see the dialog and options in cut scenes.
The game play is more difficult and slow, but the story is a lot of fun. Meeting Zevran again made trudging though the Mage Tower worth it.

Darkest Dungeon II

They added the Abomination as a DLC character, so of course I had to pick the game back up. He doesn't transform out of the box unfortunately, but I'm getting reminded how much I enjoyed this sequel.

Crypt of the NecroDancer

I bought this game years ago before the spin off and DLC, but I never put in enough time to get very far. It would be a pretty good playdate game with how I play it lmaooooooo

Books I've read in 2025:

Viscera Objectica by Yugo Limbo

A humble tailor is very skilled at his work, but finds the complex patchwork of love painful to stitch together.

One of the most beautiful love stories I've read in a long time. I knew Be Kind, My Neighbor was a horror story, so I read this unsure if there was going to be any horror or not. I knew the puppet was going to be a hit though. Yugo Limbo has shown that they know puppets extremely well in their art. Viscera Objectica instead captures the feeling of falling in love, and charms the reader into being invested in the love story between a Tailor and a Puppet. I'm glad we live in a world where Yugo Limbo can put out graphic novel like this :)

Be Kind, My Neighbor by Yugo Limbo

Murder. Love. Cults. Puppets!

A mix of horror and romance presented in Yugo Limbo's stunning art. The story doesn't dig into the cults too much until the end, so the majority of the book is focused on the tension between the romance and murder. I can't even say that 15 more pages could of really locked in the tension of cults because Neighbor and Wegg both are kinda flawed in that they aren't fully open with their pasts and secrets. I cannot see Wegg sharing more than necessary until its too late. Perhaps having our protagonist type of Mr. Tillman finding more information on The Swans while trying to figure out what kind of deal he made with Lady Trudy. The cults affecting the characters is contained mostly to the last 20 pages.

That being said if you're interested in a T4T romance with some undercurrents of horror, this is a perfect fit for you. There isn't really character development for our romantic leads, but their romantic relationship goes from testing the waters to romantic murder/victim.

The Devil's Flute Murders by Seishi Yokomizo

Our detective Kosuke Kindaichi reminds me of a mix of Monk and Columbo. Socially forward, but Kindaichi is occasionally coy. Unfortunately, I think I started on one of the grosser books.

The writing for women in this story isn't my favorite. A lot of describing the woman's appearance and putting them into "pretty" or "pitiable". You can tell which woman is included in the plot twist because how some scenes with her went. Describing a situation that didn't really seem too consensual very flippantly and following it up with her daughter mulling over how her mom needs to be fucked??? Mind you, the mother is described as "Childlike" and implied multiple times to be notably horny.

The big twist is the murderer is a child of incest and is eliminating his Mother, Father, and the Grandfather who enabled it. Not really the ideal introduction to Yokomizo's works I suspect. There are 77 books with Detective Kindaichi, so I think I'll try another one to see if the writing is better for my taste. BUT I will be looking into the series and book before I read it for sure.